when you’re proven wrong and you were really sure you were right
did he jus get knocked out by his titties
uh excuse me this does not match up with my follower count
i’m just going to lie on my floor until i become attractive
Nothing, literally nothing could make me laugh harder than this did.
if i was your boyfriend i would do so much cute stuff. i’d bring you soup when you were feeling sick, i’d rub your tummy when you got cramps, i’d wake you up in the middle of the night dressed as an eagle shouting abstract poetry at my own dick
"I’ve heard so much about you!"